Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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