He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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