But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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