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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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