i just made my gag reflex go away.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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