I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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