Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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