What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I skipped work to stalk him.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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