Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.