Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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