I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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