We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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