I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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