im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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