Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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