She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I smell like Dick and happiness
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize