she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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