She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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