at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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