all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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