scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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