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say what?
wanna hang out?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So much Jack, so little girl.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Damn victory sex feels great
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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