are you still at the devil's house?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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