Don't you send me to vm
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
