Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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