quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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