Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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