Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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