Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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