? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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