I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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