barbara walters just said penis...
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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