Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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