operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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