is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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