I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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