Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
