I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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