Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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