is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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