Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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