The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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