you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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