its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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