I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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