I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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