If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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