Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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