took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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