I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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