It's like a parade of train wrecks.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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