You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Randomize
