weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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