I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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