But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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